new layout!

Hello my fellow homosapiens!
What did you notice?????



NEW LAYOUT! =D

The mid-years are over, and I finally got some time to design a PROPER photo-montage kind of thing. The fruit of my labour is seen on top. Einstein with a lollipop.

Here's a breakdown of what I had to do to get that picture:

1) Endless searching for HIGH RESOLUTION pictures of einstein sticking out his tongue.

(BTW, the tongue thing was not edited by me. Einstein REALLY stuck out his tongue in one of his pictures. If I'm not wrong, that picture was taken on one of his birthdays, and he decided to have some fun with the camera. Funny guy.)

2) Another round of searching for a scientific-looking person in a labcoat. In HIGH RESOLUTION. A picture of a doctor from gettyimages.com was the best I could find. (furthermore, the original picture of the doctor already had a lollipop in his hand. GREAT!)

[I hereby express my thanks to Nina here for recommending me to go to gettyimages.com... THANKS NINA! =)]

(yes I have an obsession with high resolutions)

3) Cut out the doctor's face.

4) Cut out Einstein's face from the original picture of him. (some tough work here, his hair was a major problem since I wanted the edges to be perfectly smooth.)

5) Paste Einstein's face onto doctor's face, colour in einstein's face. (the original picture of him was in black and white, had to colour it in!)

6) Find some complicated-looking mathematical workings and put them in the background. Lower opacity of math workings.

7) Copy and paste some digits of Pi onto the left hand side of the picture... behind einstein. (Pi=3.141592653589793.....)

8) Smudge Albert's hair around to make it look less pixelated

9) Remove freckles from Albert's face, blur face to give the Botox effect.

10) Tah Dah~


Oh. I actually edited one of the Blogger templates (Rounders 2) by just placing my einstein pic at the top. And the result is what you see now. Shall be making more minor adjustments to this layout.

Lalala I'm very contented and happy with the current layout! =D
Can't stop beaming at it. HEHE.


And finally, some lame jokes for you.

There is this person named HAPPY. What is Happy's gender?

Answer: Male

Why?: Because of "Happy Male" (sounds abit like happy meal if you read it out loud)


What is Happy's occupation?
Answer: Nurse

Why? : Because of HappyNurse. (read that out loud quickly. happyNurse=Happiness)


Which shopping centre does Happy love to visit?
Answer: Lucky Plaza

Why? : Because "Happy go Lucky"


Why are all of Happy's friends living in trees?
Answer: Happy Tree Friends

---------------end of lame jokes----------------

Here's a TKGS joke from Su Ann:

What do you get when you push Mrs Judy Kong down the stairs?

Answer: J.K. Rowling


Note: With no offence to Mrs Kong here! She's a great PE teacher ok. =D


finally, HAVE A PHOTON FILLED DAY!