Sunday, 16 May 2010

At least we have Sundays.

In Prison:
You spend your time in an 8 x 10 cell
At Work:
You spend your time in an 6 x 8 cubicle

In Prison:
You get three free meals a day
At Work:
You get one break for a meal you pay for

In Prison:
A guard locks and unlocks all doors for you
At Work:
You carry a security card, you unlock the doors

In Prison:
You get to watch TV and play games
At Work:
You get fired for watching TV and playing games

In Prison:
You get your own toilet
At Work:
You have to share

In Prison:
Family and friends are allowed to visit
At Work:
You're not allowed to speak to family or friends
(not true in my office. how about yours?)

In Prison:
Expenses are paid by taxpayers and work is not required
At Work:
You pay to go to work and you get to deduct expenses on your taxes to pay for prisoners

In Prison:
You look through the bars, hoping to get out
At Work:
You want to get out so you can go inside the bars

In Prison:
The wardens who are often called sadistic
At Work:
The wardens are called managers

Damn, I can't wait to enter NUS.

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