ALAS. Freedom. Well, almost.

We had our Chemistry Prelims yesterday. I found the paper okay. Not particularly easy or hard. pH7.

We had our Teachers' Day Celebrations in TKGS today! (sorry, no photos!)

I was slacking off like a pair of slacks carelessly flung over my shoulder. Therefore... I FORGOT TO PREPARE MY CARDS YESTERDAY.

OH, THE HORROR OF TIME LIMITS!

I hastily YET meticulously created the cards with the timely help of Jael the Art Master today morning, in our classroom. It turned out reasonably well. And I was especially happy with the PINK coloured one we gave to Mr Yong.


The front of the card read : "ARE YOU HAPPY?" For counselling services, please call 1900-112-6868. Calls are charged at S$50.00 per minute. So cheap! Call now!

The second page of the card read: "You should be happy! Because today is Happy Teachers Day." (pun fully intended)

The third page of the card read: "Mr Yong: Thank you for being our No. (0.5log₁₀100) robotics teacher! -From Somebody-Out-There 06' (P.S. but this was written in 2007)"

And the final back page of the card was the page I was happiest with. (of course) That's because it read:

DID YOU KNOW...

That Knowledge = Power -------(1)

Time = Money ---------(2)

But Power = Work Done/Time, so by substituting equations (1) and (2),

Knowledge = Work Done/Money

Money = Work Done/Knowledge


This means that when knowledge approaches zero, money approaches INFINITY!
So stop studying now!

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Mr Yong was somewhat amused. Ho hum. But what really got me ecstatic today was to see Ms Tee smile. When Jael and I were talking to Mr Yong, Ms Tee passed by. I cracked a smile, afraid that she would tell me to stop chatting and go play with my FunScope^TM, which is a modified cathode ray oscilloscope consisting of two positively charged Y-Plates.

But, appallingly, Ms Susan Tee BEAMED at me.

Yes! She BEAMED! She was so pretty when she revealed her normally mysterious teeth that I had to turn away, to avoid the visual purple in my eyes from getting bleached forever. Her teeth shone with a brightness of about 120 Candelas, about the brightness of a 100W lamp. Oooh.

And Ms Tee later went onstage to receive the Most Patient Teacher award. I find that weird, because Ms Tee is a very healthy woman filled with vitality. Hmm. I wonder.

Sigh. We are such Aluminium Blocks. We form passivation layers (like aluminium oxide, Al₂O₃ ) around us whenever Ms Tee smiles. We don't know how to react.

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You know how Nina always thinks that she belongs to her home, which was originally in the clouds? Cassandra and I were chatting about that a few minutes ago.


xinyi says:
what happened to nina

xinyi says:
she went away?

xinyi says:
=O

cassie--muggerina. says:
to the clouds maybe?

cassie--muggerina. says:
HAHAHAHA

xinyi says:
haha

xinyi says:
thats her true home

xinyi says:
gravity caused her to fall

xinyi says:
at least she's now a down to earth person

xinyi says:
AHAH

cassie--muggerina. says:
!!!!!!!!

cassie--muggerina. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

xinyi says:
HAHA



And that's how Cassandra fell of her chair laughing!!! HAHAHAHAHA!