Spoofs

If you're a Singaporean, chances are you know the song "One People One Nation One Singapore".

Yeah you get which one I was referring to.

I've just recalled one spoof of this song which Mrs Joseph, my primary school teacher, taught us...

One table,
four people,
let's play mahjong!

Yup. Later Junie and I gleefully added on to the chorus.

That's the way we win money,
forever more!

Due to the horrifying yet glorifying workload which has been presented to me so far my sec4 life in TKGS, I just thought of another spoof.

One mugger,
Two muggers,
TKGS!

That's the way we score six points
for O levels!

I feel that I can really relate to the 'one mugger, two muggers' part. SAMANTHA!!! She hasn't been eating her rightful share of recess nowadays.
oh great. We have to bear with it don't we. =D