Does laughing make your tummy flatter?

I was mugging for my physics lecture test last Sunday when I came to the (dreaded) chapter of Errors and Uncertainties in the TYS. The revision notes gave me inspiration to create this joke.

Q: What do you call an extremely intelligent man who is gay?



A: Homogenius


I know what you just thought to yourself. NOT FUNNY!!!

Another one! During the break on Monday, I was in the canteen sitting with my class. Suddenly, Linus said, "Hey let's talk Physics now! Physics SPA coming soon."

Nobody replied, so he said to Jing Bin, "That was so linear momentum."

Jing Bin's reply: "Eh, you don't FORCE me ah!!!"


FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY HILARIOUS!!!!! He has such a good sense of humour that I wonder if he has humour sensors embedded in his brain.

Anyway, that reminds me of what Miss Tee told us at the end of our very last physics lesson with her: "May the force be with you."

(note: what about 'may the mass x acceleration be with you, assuming that mass remains constant.)

And speaking about SENSE, healthy humans have the following 5 senses:
--> sense of smell
--> sense of taste
--> sense of touch
--> sense of hearing
--> sense of sight

But people like Jing Bin and Shu Hui have 6! Beause they have a sense of humour. But whether their sense of humour is healthy or not... Hmm.
(okay, I think you expected that lousy joke. I'm terrible at keeping people in suspense.)

Going back to TKGS soon to get my O level cert. Whee! =D

Humour is a solvent for boredom.

My son got a *pui* B!!!???

Why it's rare to see an asian guy with a white girl

Son attempts to explain to his parents that he is gay

Loss of Cultural Roots

The 1st, 3rd, and 4th videos are from this show called "Goodness Gracious Me". Enjoy! =D

I. Need. Sleep.

BUT

Sleep. Is. For. The. Weak...

*falls into a deep slumber*

Alright! I'll have to admit that I'm weak. I've been sleepwalking around hc for the past few weeks. The workload is really a royal pain in the... cranium.

I think I can cope with the workload, but I'm seriously too lazy to do all the tutorials. =P Can't wait for the march holidays! That would be a GREAT time to *ahem* slack *ahem* erm... I meant MUG! Why of course.

Unable to be as enthu nowadays compared to the time when we were JUMPSTARTING!!!
No matter how much sleep I get each night, I inevitably wake up with an odd feeling the next day. The increasingly annoying ringing of the alarm clock seems to make the gravitational field strength of the earth approach infinity. Hearing my mum attempting to wake me up seems to increase my mass significantly.

Since W = mg,

Waking up on time every morning is a great challenge!
Oh no. I'm digressing. Basically, I need a HOLIDAY!

I'm really sorry if I've been grumpy to anyone lately. Especially to my ILP group, which largely consists of super enthu people, minus me. Yep. Kind of doubt any of you actually KNOW that I have a blog, but I do appreciate all your enthusiasm and jokes! (but I can't figure out why guys tend to have a better sense of humour than girls.) Today's ILP discussion was quite fun, with the silly 'human graphs' and all.
Should've have played a more active role in the discussion today. Gah. But I'm still not very comfortable about talking to guys for now. Hope I get used to it soon.


Weekends are like resultant forces. They give me the all the momentum I need to go through another week of school.

Looking back, JC1 life seems to be a harsher version of sec 4 life in tkgs. It has much more rigour, and requires good time management skills for survival.
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ON A BRIGHTER NOTE!

(A reminder from Jael a.k.a. Kim Kim)
ANNOUNCEMENT: This announcement goes out to all members of the Shi Jia.
Please remember that we are having a badminton session on the 11th of March at Tampines Safra! =D Yippee!!!

And of course! What do people come to my blog for? JOKES of course! Here are some that I've heard of recently!



1) Q: What do you get when you ignore an orange?


A: Methyl Orange (me DAO orange)




2) Q: What kind of stationery did Shakespeare use for his writings?



A: 2B Pencils

WHY?
Because his most famous quote was "To be or not to be"

Just being random! (as usual)

Alright! So this post is really outdated, but HEY! I'm posting!!! Hehe. And it's going to be loaded with pictures, so enjoy! =)

During the end of January... guess who visited Hwachong?

Royston Tan!

Liu Ling Ling from the 881 movie also came to belt out some Hokkien tunes from the movie!

Found this furry pink plant in the garden located in the place where the lecture theatres are.
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CCA PROMOTION DAY IN TKGS! (19 January 08)

(Yes. I miss TKGS so much that I went back on a SATURDAY!)

Met Julia, Jael, Samantha, and finally Chun Ling at the bus stop outside pizza hut. (names are in order of appearance) For some odd reason, it felt really heartwarming and nostalgic to see them there again... My life in TKGS would have been completely meaningless without all of you!

We visited the art room and helped Mdm Seah do some mundane admin work, like stapling worksheets. Nonetheless... It was fun! =D We took A LOT of stupid pictures out of boredom, too. Visit Jael's blog (under the links section in the sidebar) for the pictorial evidences of our sheer boredom. That day really reminded me of the good old times we had in TK. =) Ahhh. I feel old. *strokes non-existent beard*

Looking back now, I've realised that our seniors were right in telling us two things after they graduated:

1) You'll realise that TK canteen food (AND the food in general around TK, eg the chicken rice stall outside TK) is really heavenly only AFTER you've tried JC food. (I second that!!!!! With all my heart.) Seriously, juniors! You will regret all the times you visited Videoworld, to happily feed on unhealthy(!) instant noodles! You should really eat more TK food... like the Briyani Rice, western food, whatever! JC food really sucks. =S

2) Cherish your friends in TK now. They are probably some of the best friends you'll ever have in your mugger life. Sigh. I should have realised that earlier.

为什么人总是在失去之后, 才会懂得珍惜?

SIGH. (again) I guess all you ex-tk girls out there feel the same way too. But being in Hwach makes the magnitude of the sad situation gargantuan... due to the paucity of TK girls here.

-The canteens in hwach lack the high-frequency-and-high-amplitude-soundwaves. (aka screaming! =P)

-My eyes are not accustomed to the sudden disappearance of green. Don't you miss that colour?

-I miss being with SLS, talking rubbish over our HEAVENLY canteen food(note the emphasis), and competing with Julia to see who can finish their cup of Milo in a shorter span of time. And not to mention... making the weird UFO-ish sound with our straws.

-I miss performing the Tiger Moth dance/song with Nina, and watching Bahiah and Cassandra sulk(inverse) at our bad sense of humour.

-I miss watching the lower-sec people rush into the canteen as a frenzied mob whenever the bell rings at 10.45am. (hehe. TKGS girls gone wild. That scene is the perfect antithesis of our school motto, which is, ironically, Demure and Resolute. ROFL)

OKAY! So. I've fulfilled my sec 3 academic dream of seeing my picture up on the projector screen before getting my O level results back. And I'm in my dream school now... I've dreamt of being in Hwach ever since I was a (noob) secondary 1 girl. This is just a displacement reaction. The old must make way for the new. And I (the non-metallic element) have to make the best of the opportunity given to me now. Bye bye Fe 2+ ion! And hello Pb 2+ ion! (um. The Hwach uniform is beige... the closest I could think of was yellow.)

And that means that I have to go finish my magical self-regenerative pile of tutorials now!

Just kidding. I'm leaving that for tomorrow, hee!

K. Enough of my linguistic crap, it's time for pictorial crap!

(picture taken outside the Art Room)
HOW DARE YOU FLUSH MY FAVOURITE EQUATION DOWN THE TOILET?! ROAR

The art room partition! With paintings of sausage-lipped people.

The picture says it all.

JOIN INFOCOMM CLUB HOR!!! It's the best CCA in TKGS! ( <-- an extremely biased opinion)

Abstract art painting by our very own TALENTED Mdm Seah! =D

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And finally, my feeble attempts at trying to make my photos look artistic. Hehe. Hope Jael can comment on them. All pics shown below were taken using my Sony Ericsson K850i 5mpx camera, in macro mode. (it's in a TV commercial now. Remember the guy taking a pic of the alien toy in various places, and then showing the pics to his son?)

Many people say that the buttons used in this phone are a chore to press. Honestly, I find them pretty ok. However, the three touch-sensors below the screen took me a few days to get used to. Users with bigger fingers should try out the buttons before they decide to buy this phone, though. The aesthetics of the phone are good, but not as appealing as the Motorola V3 Razr. I'm happy with the functions, though. Personally, I think that functionality is way more important! (the same goes for choosing bfs... that's what my mum said. Haha!) Hence the purchase of this phone made me a happy girl. =D

Nice mah?

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Oh. I had some fun with my new graphic calculator!

1) I zhng-ed it with lots of rhinestones. Hehe.

2) After some experimentation, I drew a star with my GC. Try it!

See the star in the middle? =)

Star Watch 2008! (organised by the HC Astronomy Club =D)

Venue: LT at Science Research Centre

The opening powerpoint slide.

Philip giving a briefing.

Green laser pointer. =)

And the 3 stars of Orion's Belt are Alnitak, Mintaka, and... Mintaka? (audience: Alnilam lah... =p)

Above the school field, observing the cloudy skies with telescopes. The sky was reddish and all, so I didn't see much. But we did manage to see Mars. =D

(Heh. I just HAD to use the camera flash to get a good picture!!! And now I bet everyone at astro hates me for doing that. =P But I guess it's okay, since more visual purple will be generated in your eyes after all. Hehe. Get more Vitamin A in your diet.)

JUMPSTART!!!

Hi! Sorry for not blogging ever since... uh. Okay. I forgot when was the last time I blogged. And, I would like to thank all the people who have visited my blog all this time, despite my laziness. (yes I observe that meter.)

ANYWAY!

Hwachong rocks big time!!! The school spirit is just amazing. Just listen to us when we cheer! =D Chinese high guys can cheer *much* louder than TKGS girls. Surprised??? (I like the shan ge cheer. Funniest cheer ever, really. Can't imagine my father used to be one of them. Hehe)

And I have to say this. My first few moments in hwachong were utterly EMBARASSING. Everyone was staring at my uniform. (well. It's green...) It didn't help either that I was a greenhorn there. Really. But then I met Jeannie later on. She is the best senior I've ever had so far. =) Thanks for all your help, Jeannie!

I'm lucky to have met Corina and Yuen Ying outside the auditorium on day one. (Ya Ting too!) I don't know what to do in hc without you girls. =P (and sorry for eating so slowly, I know it has been hard on you all. And YUEN YING. DELETE THAT VIDEO FROM YOUR HANDPHONE!!!)

The orientation games were fun! After the first day, I realised that all you needed to do to have fun was to be super enthu. Go crazy, like no one cares. =P

K! Gotta go off for the OG 3 outing now, so I'll stop here.

FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY!

An extract from a TV show called The Big Bang Theory. Catch it on youtube!









And, something less funny.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenolphthalein



I didn't know that phenolphthalein turns colourless in solutions with a pH of >10.



=O

A Rhetorical Question

If the Rubik's cube turned into a human, would it be a male or a female?

Hmm...

Well, this little fact about the Rubik's Cube from www.rubiks.com should clear it up:

Frau Schmidt of Dusseldorf in Germany, sued her husband for divorce in 1981, citing the Cube as correspondent. She complained: 'Gundar no longer speaks to me and when he comes to bed he is too exhausted from playing with his Cube to even give me a cuddle'.

The answer is obvious now. The cube would be a woman. A femme fatale. =O
Who would've THOUGHT!?


Here's another dumb fact about the Cube.

"Easiest color to solve on a Rubik's Cube? black. Simply remove all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each side of the cube will now be the original color of the plastic underneath - black. According to the instructions, this means the puzzle is solved."- Steve Rubenstein
OKAY... at least Mr Rubenstein is technically correct... AND has a sense of humour at that!

let gravity take its toll on us

This was extracted from a conversation I had with Bahiah today morning... (with kind permission from Bahiah!)

bahiahhh says:
sighhhh

bahiahhh says:
i'm floating

bahiahhh says:
why nina and cassie not online

xinyi says:
I thought you were a down to earth person, bahiah

bahiahhh says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA



From this, I we can see that jokes can be re-used! (refer to my previous post on Nina being down-to-earth. ) Amazing huh. Just don't use it on the same person, twice.

It's Hee-Hee-Hilarious!

How to be the type of nerd that girls love

How to Click A Mouse


Someone save me from laughing too much!

It made our hearts skip a beat!

No, I wasn't referring to a guy in the title above.

I was referring to the Sony Ericsson W580i phone! (tra la la~)

Click Here to View the Heart-Throb


By the way! Here's a website you can visit when you feel like procrastinating.
http://typera.tk/index.cws
It allows you to check your typing speed. Mine was 277 keys per minute. I have potential!

ALAS. Freedom. Well, almost.

We had our Chemistry Prelims yesterday. I found the paper okay. Not particularly easy or hard. pH7.

We had our Teachers' Day Celebrations in TKGS today! (sorry, no photos!)

I was slacking off like a pair of slacks carelessly flung over my shoulder. Therefore... I FORGOT TO PREPARE MY CARDS YESTERDAY.

OH, THE HORROR OF TIME LIMITS!

I hastily YET meticulously created the cards with the timely help of Jael the Art Master today morning, in our classroom. It turned out reasonably well. And I was especially happy with the PINK coloured one we gave to Mr Yong.


The front of the card read : "ARE YOU HAPPY?" For counselling services, please call 1900-112-6868. Calls are charged at S$50.00 per minute. So cheap! Call now!

The second page of the card read: "You should be happy! Because today is Happy Teachers Day." (pun fully intended)

The third page of the card read: "Mr Yong: Thank you for being our No. (0.5log₁₀100) robotics teacher! -From Somebody-Out-There 06' (P.S. but this was written in 2007)"

And the final back page of the card was the page I was happiest with. (of course) That's because it read:

DID YOU KNOW...

That Knowledge = Power -------(1)

Time = Money ---------(2)

But Power = Work Done/Time, so by substituting equations (1) and (2),

Knowledge = Work Done/Money

Money = Work Done/Knowledge


This means that when knowledge approaches zero, money approaches INFINITY!
So stop studying now!

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Mr Yong was somewhat amused. Ho hum. But what really got me ecstatic today was to see Ms Tee smile. When Jael and I were talking to Mr Yong, Ms Tee passed by. I cracked a smile, afraid that she would tell me to stop chatting and go play with my FunScope^TM, which is a modified cathode ray oscilloscope consisting of two positively charged Y-Plates.

But, appallingly, Ms Susan Tee BEAMED at me.

Yes! She BEAMED! She was so pretty when she revealed her normally mysterious teeth that I had to turn away, to avoid the visual purple in my eyes from getting bleached forever. Her teeth shone with a brightness of about 120 Candelas, about the brightness of a 100W lamp. Oooh.

And Ms Tee later went onstage to receive the Most Patient Teacher award. I find that weird, because Ms Tee is a very healthy woman filled with vitality. Hmm. I wonder.

Sigh. We are such Aluminium Blocks. We form passivation layers (like aluminium oxide, Al₂O₃ ) around us whenever Ms Tee smiles. We don't know how to react.

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You know how Nina always thinks that she belongs to her home, which was originally in the clouds? Cassandra and I were chatting about that a few minutes ago.


xinyi says:
what happened to nina

xinyi says:
she went away?

xinyi says:
=O

cassie--muggerina. says:
to the clouds maybe?

cassie--muggerina. says:
HAHAHAHA

xinyi says:
haha

xinyi says:
thats her true home

xinyi says:
gravity caused her to fall

xinyi says:
at least she's now a down to earth person

xinyi says:
AHAH

cassie--muggerina. says:
!!!!!!!!

cassie--muggerina. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

xinyi says:
HAHA



And that's how Cassandra fell of her chair laughing!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

bet I made you go HURH?!

1) I have no idea what a benzene ring is, nor do I have any idea of what is going on in the song. But anyway, here's a chemistry song presented proudly to you by a MIT student.

http://www.mitadmissions.org/topics/life/student_life_culture/benzene_back.shtml

Getcha benzene on.


2) Any driver's dream.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8e9a/

The driving LED emoticon!


3) Like heavy metal? Of course you do.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/science/8953/

(that is, if you take chemistry)


4) And the final website... It's really cool.

http://web.mit.edu/sp.778/www/index.html

The MIT toy product design website! =D

The Art of Coin Balancing

When we were done with drinking our blub-blub teas today, Cassandra, Nina, and I were sitting around, waiting for our small intestines to digest complex carbohydrates.

And suddenly

Nina started to balance her coins on the bench. It was a beautiful and complete set of coins.

From big to small... In proper order... Just like a homologous series.

$1, 50c, 20c, 10c, and..... 5c!

Too bad that the difference in Mr between two consecutive members of this family doesn't differ by 14...

I challenge of you to find a coin balancer as good as Nina!!!

By the way, some of you may have noticed something different whenever you tap your ezlink card in an SBS bus. Something purple and orange.

it's nice and bright, right?

And finally, for those of you who haven't seen a 4x4 cube before!

I managed to solve 3 layers! =D After that, I was simply clueless.

Nice view from this angle!

But look at this.

Top view.

ARGH! Oh how it breaks a 3x3 speedcuber's heart to see an unsolved cube. In the end, I just decided to mess everything up. Guess what? I can't even solve ONE layer now. Sob sob sob...

(basically you have to form all the centres, pair up the same edges, and when you're done with that, you can solve it using 3x3 formulas) SOUNDS EASY! Hehe.

To my 4/7 friends... Sigh. Mrs Chan has rained chemistry worksheets on us. (as mentioned in the previous post) So sad lah. But then again, practice makes perfect!

"What other people can do, you all must be able to do. What other people cannot do, you all must be able to do."-- Mrs Chan

So basically we have to do everything.

Girls were meant to own the cube.

EVERYBODY!

If you think that only guys can speedcube, just look at this girl named Brittany.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2dE3ltt_i4

YAYNESS! PRO GIRL CUBER! FINALLY!

But of course the first pro girl cuber would be Jessica Fridrich. La la la. We wouldn't be able to perform F2L today if not because of her.

And by the way. That mysterious guy on your *LEFT* hand side is none other than...

Tyson Francis Mao !!!
one of my favourite speedcubers.

But why isn't he cubing??? He is one of the best cubers ever. Btw I posted a link to the human tetris video on his blog last week. And he actually thanked me for it. Sort of.
OH THE WONDERS OF THE INTERNET.

Back to me. My current average: 1min +
My current lucky timing: 54 seconds

Aww man. Looong way to go.

But I am SURE I can achieve Brittany's averages after the O levels.

For now, I'll have to finish my Chemistry worksheets. Now THAT's a long way to go. (well, Hwa Chong JC's still my top priority for now!)


If you haven't had enough of the dreaded (?) Rubik's cube, watch THIS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sXtSC2KLE0
The Siamese Cube. *faints*


Still not enough? Then visit this channel. http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=gvdlfs





And let's end off with a joke today.

Why do stars smoke?

Because they have 'tar' in them!

[ Joke created by Nina in the MRT ] Thanks Nina!

Appalling Videos

[Above] The Simpsons and Tetris

[Below] A scientific viewpoint of The Simpsons (Charles Darwin anyone?)

And finally, a Japanese gameshow about... HUMAN TETRIS!

(note: this is terribly hilarious)

auntified

If you have the Female magazine at home, check out the LAST PAGE!

Joanne Peh is modelling for Bonia handbags!

*gasp!*

*shock!*

*WHAT?!*

ARE YOU APPALLED BY THIS?

I've had this impression since I was a child that most Bonia bags are targeted at aunties. No offence to aunties here, but their customer base is predominantly made up of aunties.

So, why is Joanne Peh advertising for them?

I can think of 4 reasons.

1) She likes Bonia bags for some peculiar reason
2) Bonia is paying her a ridiculously substantial amount for this ad.
3) Joanne Peh is being long-sighted. She's aspiring/preparing to become an auntie.
4) Bonia wants to change their image and inject youths into their customer base.

I guess the 4th reason makes the most sense. Hmm.


Here are some new and boring updates!

-My tuition teacher for maths is apparently preparing to start her own blog. Wow...?!
(or was she just kidding with the guys?)

-NEW SPEEDCUBING TIMING! 54 seconds. =D I'm cutting down on cubing, hehe.

-the $8 Dr Grip mechanical pencil my dad bought for me a year ago is now not functioning properly =(
ARAGSBJSSJAHADSKJADDSA^%&*GBJBA
(the above gibberish was shown to express my discontent and fury)

-I linked Cassie! Hello Cassie!!! =)

And I didn't know that Elain visits my blog too. HIEEE!!! =D

Reminiscences of PRIMARY SCHOOL!

http://www.stanthonyscanossianpri.moe.edu.sg/staff_teaching.html

Found this site from the MOE database of schools in Singapore. =D

And boy DO I SPOT MANY FAMILIAR FACES! HEHE!!!
(and why are all the teachers female?)

With special thanks to Mdm Chng Meng Huat. She gave Yi Tian and I the opportunity to have our comic published in a book which *used* to be sold in bookstores. =P

More special thanks to...

Mrs Rita Teo, (^_^)
Mdm Rahat, (another nice teacher)
Mrs Wong Boh Heng, (who puts on too much blusher sometimes. But she's a GREAT chinese teacher)
Mrs Rowena Yap (just look at her hair now! Haha),
Ms Ginnie Quek (for giving me high marks for my artwork, LOL),
Mdm Kong (she quit teaching Chinese in my Primary school some years back, but we shall always remember her 300-word chinese spelling tests, huge hairbun, traditional chinese clothes, strict-ness, and scolding. Junie Loh would fondly remember her I believe. =P For confiscating her library-borrowed storybook and not returning it to her. Whoops.)
and Mdm Ernie! (for being so strict, yet such a great form teacher.)

BTW! the new chinese teacher, Ms Goh Beng Hong, does bear some uncanny resemblance to a Hong-Kong-based actress!!! WTH!

And I wonder what is up with Mrs Emelyn Ho. She is really pretty in person, but somehow her smile cranked up in that pic. Oh well. As Mr Yong says...

"Shit happens, if not you'll get constipation."

Yeah right! I can remember dropping the miniscule lego robotics kit pieces all over the grass patched carpark outside the Science Centre... All because I only held the top of the box.

The resonating clanking sounds of lego pieces bouncing off the concrete floor...

xinyi : "OH! SHIT! OH SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT DID I DO SHIT!!!"

Rest of Somebody-Out-There: "........................" -_-

And then Mr Yong mumbles his shimmering, golden, somewhat timely and wise words. (as seen above.)

Yup! What goes up must come down. What goes around comes around. What goes in must come out through the other end. HOORAY FOR EGESTION!

Can't wait for 5.30pm to come. Joining Su Ann at her Social Studies tuition, because I am absolutely desperate for an A1 in Combined Humanities.
Oh quantum leap.

Now I'm going off to study physics. Haven't been studying properly during the holidays. Just don't feel like studying, sigh. Hwa Chong JC. MIT. Glittering gates of Hwa Chong JC please open for me!!!

And to you my fellow O-leveller. Mug hard and score, live long and prosper. (shows star wars handsign)

PS. EDHA EMAILED US! If you didn't get Edha's email, mail me at lola_estelle AT hotmail DOT com!!! I'll foward it to you. But of course, if you're some stalker going after her, then get yourself lost in the island shown in the TV show LOST. Byeee!

PPS. My aunt bought a 4x4 rubik's revenge cube for me while she was enjoying herself in Hong Kong. GREATTTT! *weeps in a corner of the room*

PPPS. The guy from the social studies tuition centre is really bored. When he saw my email address on the form, he said "You didn't grow up in my generation. Lola is not a name you want to go around with.". Then LATER, he said: "Ok, so LOLA LIM, how much did you score for SS in your Mid-Year Exams?"

well. I DO NOT HAVE AN ENGLISH NAME, SO PLEASE CALL ME XINYI LAHHHH!

Look how hard I'm studying nowadays!

In fact, I've been studying SO hard that this is what happened:

[insert picture of bandaged right index finger here]

GREAT! A papercut from my beloved GCSE Physics Textbook. Love can be a painful thing.

It feels wonderful. Now I can't cube AND type properly.

[weeps melancholically in a corner of the room]

Sorry for whining here. =D

Why do you blog?

Jael posed this question to me in an email. My answer? Here goes:
(note: I added some extra stuff to one of the examples below in green)

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I am obsessed with the computer and the internet. (and not to mention, speedcubing.)

I come across interesting jokes, pick-up lines, stories, or news pretty often on the net. As you may know, I also am obsessed with excess info.
(eg. what is the name for the rate of change of acceleration? Answer: Jerk. Not tested in O lvls, but whatever.)

However, a lot of excess info read by me can potentially be forgotten. So, my blog can store all these excess info, for the benefit of not only myself, but everyone.

My blog also doubles up as a diary, where I can share the most absurd happenings in life with readers of my blog. But I do NOT post TOO MANY posts about my life in my blog. Most bloggers do that, but I normally find these posts excruciatingly boring.

(eg. Oh you know, like, today I went out with my friends to watch a movie, and, like, it was like, so totally fabulous. I mean *totally*~. And we went shopping, manicure, pedicure, manifest, manimani, padifields, etc etc etc....)

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Oh. And the final reason why I blog is because of HTML and Photoshop. =P My blog gives me an excuse to practice using HTML and Photoshop.

Hope you found my answer satisfactory. Hehe! =D

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I thought that it was a rather brilliant idea to ask why exactly do people blog.

We know, you know, I know, they know, a LOT of people blog.

But WHY do they blog? Does blogging have any meaning? Any practical use? Or do people blog because of peer pressure?

Hmmm. Have to wait for Jael to tell me the results.

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By the way, she has also started a survey on whether National Education has been effective. If my blog had lots of readers I might have asked her to post the survey here. But then again, I'd prefer to keep this blog somewhat private. The best treasures are always hidden. HEHE. (hello Miss Ruby Teo! I just found out that you discovered my blog through google, right? =D Welcome!)

Back to the point! When I was in primary school, EVERYONE sang the National Anthem LOUDLY and PROUDLY, even if we were pathetically out of tune. I mean it. Go ask girls around my age who were also from St Anthony's Canossian Convent Primary. (but I do not know about the situation now.)

The first day I set my foot in the assembly ground of TKGS and heard the majestic National Anthem start to play, I was more than prepared to blare the lyrics out horribly. (just kidding. I can sing! badly.)

HOWEVER, just before the "Ma" of "Mari kita" resonated from my trachea, I noticed that absolutely no one was going to sing it. Not to even mention singing it LOUDLY.

To prevent severe public embarassment and schoolwide attention on my poor sec-1 self, I just mumbled all the way through.

Until today, I am still imitating Jay Chou while singing "Majulah Singapura". Yes, I still mumble all the way through. As you can see, peer pressure is definitely a lot higher than 1 atm.